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20 Momentos de Louis e Harry

analisandolarry:

Olá! Novo post rápido com alguns momentos Lourry. Espero que gostem!

#1 Harry falando sobre a música “You And I”. 

Os outros meninos disseram que era apenas uma música de amor, e apenas isso. E como era uma boa música com uma letra poderosa. Harry entra em mais detalhes, dizendo: “You And I é uma música de amor. Diz que vocês são inseparáveis e nada pode ficar no meio de você e do seu amor.” Então ele continua, dizendo: “Se você acredita em algo, não deve desistir, e acho isso importante.”

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#2 A reação de Louis quando os meninos estavam fazendo uma brincadeira no Jimmy Kimmel através do Skype. Harry volta sem as calças.

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#3 O presente de aniversário de Harry para Louis. 

Ele passou cinco minutos falando sobre Louis ao vivo na Twitcam e depois ligou para ele.

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“Vocês querem ver o presente de Louis?”

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“Esse é o presente de aniversário para Louis.”

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“Tem até um lacinho nele!”

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“Eu mesmo embrulhei”

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#4 No BRIT Awards quando Harry saiu para ir ao banheiro. 

Louis ficou perdido sem Harry por perto e isso era notável. Quando Harry volta, ele pergunta diretamente para Louis qual prêmio eles ganharam.

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Quando Harry apareceu:

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“O que nós ganhamos?”

#5 Frango envolto por presunto de parma com um lado de purê caseiro. 

A melhor refeição que Louis já fez. Eles contam essa história em todos os lugares.

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“A primeira experiência de Louis na cozinha!”

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“Qual foi a coisa mais romântica que você já fez para uma garota?

Louis: Eu não sei cozinhar muito bem, mas o primeiro prato que eu fiz…”

#6 Harry falando sobre Louis e como eles queriam morar juntos.

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“Desde que começamos no X-Factor, 

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“eu e Louis sempre falamos 

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que queríamos morar juntos”

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“Foi basicamente isso, simplesmente aconteceu.”

Tenha em mente que Harry tinha apenas 16 anos e Louis 18. 

#7 Quando Liam disse que Harry e Louis provavelmente seriam os últimos da banda a se casarem e eles se mostraram bem ofendidos.

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#8 Quando uma fã fez um livro com páginas sobre Louis e Harry. 

Liam estava sozinho com o livro, mas depois chamou os dois para verem. O livro tinha várias fotos Larry. Note que na página onde iria começar as fotos de Harry e de Louis, ela tem um clipe. Portanto foi exatamente a página onde Liam abriu primeiro! Veja o vídeo aqui: Minuto 0:50!

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“Atenção! Abra essa parte somente se Larry for real”

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#9 Harry fazendo um sinal positivo para uma placa escrita “Larry Stylinson”.

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#10 Quando Dan, padrasto de Louis, postou isso.

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“Olhe o que achamos na casa do Louis e do Harry!”

#11 Liam e Niall olhando a cidade e Harry e Louis olhando um para o outro.

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#12 O cartão de aniversário de 17 anos que Louis fez para Harry.

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#13 Esse tweet de Louis.

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“Oi tudo mundo, acabei de comprar minha cópia do álbum com o rosto do meu amor nela… #nósmoramosjuntoslidecomisso”

#14 Eles literalmente cantando um para o outro durante a música 18.

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#15 Harry é questionado sobre garotas ou sobre ser gay e ele aumenta mais ainda esses rumores.

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“Rosie: Você tem crush em garotas?

Harry: Não, nunca.”

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“Nunca mais.”

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“Niall: Não vá em um homem!

Harry: Ei, não critique até você tentar.”

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“Entrevistador: Quatro traços favoritos que você procura em uma mulher.

Liam: Feminina. É um bom traço.”

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“Harry: Não é tão importante.”

#16 Quando Louis deixou o cabelo crescer até que Harry estivesse confortável para fazer o mesmo.

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#17 A música Alive. 

É supostamente sobre um vício em sexo, mas se você mudar a letra para pronomes masculinos, a música se torna sobre uma pessoa que descobre que é gay. Foi escrita por Louis.

My mother told me I should go and get some therapy

“Minha mãe me disse que eu deveria ir e fazer terapia”

I asked the doctor can you find out “what is wrong with me?”

“Perguntei ao médico, você pode descobrir o que tem de errado comigo?”

I don’t know why I wanna be with every boy I meet. I can’t control it yeah, I know it’s taking over me

“Eu não sei por quê eu quero estar com todos os garotos que eu conheço. Eu não consigo controlar isso, eu sei que está tomando conta de mim”

I’m going crazy, can’t contain it so tell me just what I should do

“Eu estou ficando louco, não consigo conter. Então me diga o que eu devo fazer!”

She said, hey, it’s alright! Does it make you feel alive?

“Ela disse “hey, está tudo bem. Isso faz você se sentir vivo?“”

Don’t look back, live your life even if it’s only for tonight

“Não olhe para trás, viva a sua vida. Mesmo que seja só por essa noite.”

Went to a party, just after the doctor talked to me

“Fui a uma festa logo depois que o doutor falou comigo”

I met a boy, I took him, end up to the balcony

“Conheci um garoto, eu o levei, acabamos em uma varanda.”

I whisper something in his ear that I just can’t repeat

"Sussurei algo em seu ouvido que não posso repetir”

He said okay, but he was worried what his friends will think

Ele disse “tudo bem” mas estava preocupado com o que seus amigos iriam pensar.

He’s going crazy, can’t contain it. He asked what should I do?

Ele está enlouquecendo, não posso contê-lo, ele perguntou o que eu devo fazer?

We got to live before we get older

“Nós temos que viver antes de envelhecermos”

Do what we like we got nothing to lose

“Fazer o que gostamos, não temos nada a perder”

Shake off the weight of the world from your shoulders we got nothing to prove

“Sacuda o peso do mundo dos seus ombros, não temos nada a provar.”

#18 A foto do bloqueio de Harry era uma foto de Louis.

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#19 Louis faz um sinal de coração quando pede para que o microfone de Harry seja aumentado.

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#20 O momento muito assustador no Japão 

Eles tinham que acertar 10 segundos num cronômetro e Louis e Harry tiveram apenas 3 segundos de diferença.

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kaijutegu:

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meglyman:

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starfleetacademy:

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I’ve been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

Homeopathic holy

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.

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Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D

Me:

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“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”

“That’s rough buddy.”

THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W

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“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”

“Yes, he has.”

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“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”

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“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”

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OH IROH’S FUCJIBG

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The earth kingdom city of

Oh no

Oh no

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Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????

Steampunk shit????

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We gotta go see

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“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”

Aang what does that mean

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Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!

Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down

Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years

What does that mean

Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE

In the fire nation

Those damn heterosexuals

Steampunk shit????

I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy

Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again

Oh she’s the fucking moon now

Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch

No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry

sECRET TUNNELLLLL

What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳

Oh shitfire

I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂

The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang

!!!! A GREMLIN

Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels

Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-

Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am

KATARA MOSES

nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊

Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help

arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history

I command this episode to stop murdering me

This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out

Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying

Can these children never catch a fucking break

What the fuck is going on

Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever

Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin

MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO

…..me @ me

This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck

Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!

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Sparkysparky boom man!

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bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL

I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass

Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????

:D!!!!

My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself

Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN

Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again

We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat

This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy

graMP GRAMP

I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,

You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island

I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am

Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.

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Anonymous asked:

what do you think would’ve happened to zuko if iroh had died after azula shot him with lightning in “the chase”?

nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice:

I’ve thought about this a lot and have crafted what I have dubbed the “Zuko Goes Feral AU”. Lots of angst. Strap in. 

(Part 1/10)

It happens in the span of thirty seconds. 

Azula hits Iroh and after a futile attack, Zuko stumbles over to where his uncle fell. His heart has never beat this fast. Not at the agni kai, not the morning after mom left, never. All he knows is that Uncle is hurt. 

But it couldn’t have been lightning. Zuko knows that Azula is deadly but he’s seen her produce lighting. She can’t do it that fast. So it couldn’t have been lighting, right? 

da dum, da dum, da dum’ 

He hasn’t touched Iroh’s body yet.

The rest of them trudge closer to this site of their enemy. Fragile. That’s the only way to describe this boy who had chased them around the world trying to capture Aang. He’s always been volatile, but never fragile like this. They know that he could burn them at any second if he wanted to, but they can’t help but wanting to help him. 

Toph feels Zuko’s heart beating as they inch closer. She can also feel Iroh’s, but it’s fading quick and she knows it’s not going to last. It’s too quick. She’s never felt someone die before and she isn’t prepared to now. 

da dum           da dum           da dum’ 

“Get away from us!” Zuko screams. They can’t touch him. He’s not going to let anyone touch Uncle again. Maybe they don’t mean harm, but he can’t take that chance.

“Zuko, I can help,” Katara tells him. 

Toph doesn’t know how to tell her that she’s not going to be able to. 

da dum                    da dum’  

“Leave!”  he yells at them, his voice dying out. The fire he throws is less deliberate and more of an automatic response. It’s all he really can do right now. 

Space. They need space. 

They want to help, but it’s obvious that Zuko doesn’t want it. So they run. Toph runs but stays tuned into Zuko’s rapid heartbeat and-

da d-’ 

Thirty seconds is up. 

Toph stops running. 

“Toph what are you doing? Come on we have to go!” Sokka yells back, once he realizes that she’s stopped. 

She doesn’t say anything. She just turns over to where Zuko is kneeling. 

He hasn’t felt for a pulse yet. If he checks and finds nothing, then that’s it. Uncle’s dead. 

Toph walks over and there’s just nothing. There’s no vibrations coming from the old man who made her tea. There’s everything coming from the nephew he was following. If she had eaten anything in the last twelve hours, she would have thrown it up. The others can tell that something is very, very wrong and keep their distance, but stay behind. 

Zuko doesn’t register Toph for a moment. He can’t really see well with his eyes watering (partially from the smoke and heat surrounding them as the buildings burn, but mostly because he hasn’t seen Uncle breath or stir in the slightest) 

Once she’s close enough he does say something. 

“I said leave,” he growls, deadly serious. 

These people, the Avatar, he can’t deal with them right now. Uncle’s on the ground because he was following Zuko and Zuko knows that if he hadn’t chased that bison, they wouldn’t be in this situation. It’s his fault that Uncle’s hurt and the last thing he needs is the Avatar and his friends to stick around and remind him of that. 

He also really doesn’t need them to see him like this. A crying failure who couldn’t protect his uncle from his younger sister. 

He still hasn’t felt for a pulse. He’s not ready to consider that as a possibility. 

Toph knows what he will find if he does, or more accurately, what he won’t find and Toph knows she needs to tell him. She speaks in the a voice so soft and shaky she doesn’t register it as her own. 

“Zuko, he’s-” 

“I said GET AWAY!”

“Zuko-” 

“GO!” 

“ZUKO.” 

Tears escape his eyes and fall down his face. There’s a pounding in his head, but maybe that’s his heart. He can’t tell. Nothing feels real right now. 

Zuko’s cold for some reason, despite the roaring fire behind him and the scorch of the desert. That doesn’t stop him from shivering like he’s trying to exorcise reality from his body.

This could be a nightmare. He’s had this nightmare before. If he keeps shivering he could wake up. 

“What?” he chokes out. 

The earthbender girl wishes she didn’t have to be the one to say it. For the first time in her life she wishes she couldn’t feel the world. This- she wasn’t ready for this. And she doesn’t have the will to stop herself from crying a little.  

“He’s gone.”

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annaleigh:

good pal natalie texted me this idea so i made it a reality

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azenkii:

zukka tiktok au where sokka does one of those ‘im in love with my best friend’ things and he’s like 'so zuko’s birthday is in a week and i’m gonna do one stupidly cliche romantic thing for him every day until his birthday and if he still hasn’t figured it out by then i’ll just straight up kiss him - well, technically gay up, but you know what i mean’

so sokka goes all out with the romantic cliches and zuko still thinks they’re just bros doing bro things and filming it for sokka’s tiktok, even though they’re baking cakes and stargazing and going on ice-skating dates together (and sokka’s comment section is getting progressively more frustrated because 'you FED him CAKE BATTER how does he not know yet’ and 'dude im sorry but your crush is the densest guy ive ever seen you bought him a full bouquet and all he said was he doesnt have any vases’)

so then on zuko’s birthday he, being the oblivious dumbass that he is, still hasn’t figured it out yet. and to his followers’ surprise, sokka doesn’t do anything super obviously romantic? they just make a pillow fort and sit in it eating pizza and popcorn and watching old slapstick movies, and zuko’s like 'you should apologise to your followers this is the least eventful thing you’ve ever posted’ and sokka’s like 'oh hohoHO i beg to differ’ and he leans over and kisses him

except he does it in a really stupid way with like fish lips and a big 'MWAH’ sound so he and zuko end up laughing and then sokka just? stops recording? and all his followers are like 'W HAT HAPPENED WE NEED TO KNOWWW’

two hours later sokka uploads a video of zuko sleeping with his head in sokka’s lap and he captions it 'guys look at my boyfriend’ and his followers go CRAZY

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azenkii:

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logically i know it would never happen but a jin/jet/zuko brotp in the ba sing se saga wouldve been the FUNNIEST shit to see

zuko, meeting up after a long day at work: shop’s haunted

jin: what?

zuko, grabbing jet and marching back: shop’s haunted

like,,imagine if jin and jet helped zuko find appa

jet: ok where do we start

jin: we start by thinking about this logically

zuko, opening up lake laogai: too late

jin and jet go with zuko to ‘serve tea for the earth king’ and the meeting with azula goes like

azula: hanging around earth kingdom trash, zuzu? i didn’t think you could stoop any lower

zuko: look, you have YOUR two nonbender friends, and i have MY two nonbender friends. also, one of them’s technically a terrorist

azula: a what now

jet: *blows up the palace*

jet, holding a piece of paper: they drew me so wrong my eyebrows are NOT that pointy

zuko: looks pretty accurate to me

jet: fuck you. jin, are my eyebrows this pointy?

jin:

jin: this is a wanted poster

jet: that doesn’t answer my question

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cookiekappa:

unconditional love and unconditional hugs

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blueskittlesart:

Azula always lies. 

saw this post by @heavenly-dusk and kinda went insane thinking abt it so i drew it, i hope you don’t mind! 

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